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The trouble with, "A place for everything and everything in its place" is that there's always more everything than places. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Freedom is not worth having if it does not connote freedom to err. ~Mahatma Gandhi


Are we not like two volumes of one book? ~Marceline Desbordes-Valmore


I am thankful for the taxes I pay because it means that I'm employed. ~Nancie J. Carmody


Gratitude is an art of painting an adversity into a lovely picture. ~Kak Sri


How lucky I am to have something that makes saying goodbye so hard. ~Carol Sobieski and Thomas Meehan, Annie


Really, all you need to become a good knitter are wool, needles, hands, and slightly below-average intelligence. Of course, superior intelligence, such as yours and mine, is an advantage. ~Elizabeth Zimmerman


You can tell how long a couple has been married by whether they are on their first, second or third bottle of Tobasco. ~Bruce Bye


A synonym is a word you use when you can't spell the other one. ~Baltasar Gracian


Nowadays most men lead lives of noisy desperation. ~James Thurber


Every child is an artist. The problem is how to remain an artist once he grows up. ~Pablo Picasso


Language forces us to perceive the world as man presents it to us. ~Julia Penelope


Quote A: �Most collectors collect tangibles. As a quotation collector, I collect wisdom, life, invisible beauty, souls alive in ink.� ~Terri Guillemets


If you don't like something change it; if you can't change it, change the way you think about it. ~Mary Engelbreit


A faithful man shall abound with blessings; but he that maketh haste to be rich shall not be innocent. ~Proverbs 28:20


To use five crayons. Maybe, not.


Man is a creature who lives not upon bread alone, but primarily by catchwords. ~Robert Louis Stevenson


When it comes to staying young, a mind-lift beats a face-lift any day. ~Marty Bucella


Men really prefer reasonably attractive women; they go after the sensational ones to impress other men. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


Every human being has... an attendant spirit.... If it does not always tell us what to do, it always cautions us what not to do. ~Lydia M. Child