dreams come true quotes

I got into an argument with a girlfriend inside of a tent. That's a bad place for an argument, because then I tried to walk out and slammed the flap. How are you supposed to express your anger in this situation? Zipper it up really quick? ~Mitch Hedberg


Quote A: �There is a very fine line between 'hobby' and 'mental illness'.� ~Dave Barry


Fantasy is a necessary ingredient in living, it's a way of looking at life through the wrong end of a telescope. ~Theodore Geisel


Helping your eldest to pick a college is one of the greatest educational experiences of life - for the parents. Next to trying to pick his bride, it's the best way to learn that your authority, if not entirely gone, is slipping fast. ~Sally and James Reston Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. ~Author Unknown Hem your blessings with thankfulness so they don't unravel. ~Author Unknown


One's only real life is the life one never leads. ~Oscar Wilde


Burke said there were Three Estates in Parliament; but, in the Reporters' gallery yonder, there sat a Fourth Estate more important far than they all. ~Thomas Carlyle, Heroes and Hero-Worship


It was while making newspaper deliveries, trying to miss the bushes and hit the porch, that I first learned the importance of accuracy in journalism. ~Charles Osgood


Short A: Of course, that's what they're here for.


I went to a general store but they wouldn't let me buy anything specific. ~Steven Wright


Use your health, even to the point of wearing it out. That is what it is for. Spend all you have before you die; do not outlive yourself. ~George Bernard Shaw


Suburbia is where the developer bulldozes out the trees, then names the streets after them. ~Bill Vaughn, quoted in Jon Winokur, The Portable Curmudgeon, 1987


Opportunity is often difficult to recognize; we usually expect it to beckon us with beepers and billboards. ~William Arthur Ward


You may lose your most valuable property through misfortune in various ways. You may lose your house, your wife and other treasures. But of your moko, you cannot be deprived except by death. It will be your ornament and companion until your last day. ~Netana Whakaari of Waimana


Quote A: �I have gathered a posie of other men's flowers and nothing but the thread which binds them is my own.� ~Michel Eyquem de Montaigne


The proper behavior all through the holiday season is to be drunk. This drunkenness culminates on New Year's Eve, when you get so drunk you kiss the person you're married to. ~P.J. O'Rourke


The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs. ~Bill Maher


A man of courage never wants weapons. ~Author Unknown


Silence is the fabric upon which the notes are woven. ~Lawrence Duncan


The feeling of sleepiness when you are not in bed, and can't get there, is the meanest feeling in the world. ~Edgar Watson Howe The feeling of Sunday is the same everywhere, heavy, melancholy, standing still. ~Jean Rhys


A lot of fellows nowadays have a B.A., M.D., or Ph.D. Unfortunately, they don't have a J.O.B. ~"Fats" Domino