funny best friend quotes and sayings for girls

Breath is Spirit. The act of breathing is Living. ~Author Unknown


When we make mistakes they call it evil. When God makes mistakes they call it Nature! ~Jack Nicholson in The Witches of Eastwick


A Freudian slip is when you say one thing but mean your mother. ~Author Unknown


We kill because we are afraid of our own shadow, afraid that if we used a little common sense we'd have to admit that our glorious principles were wrong. ~Henry Miller, The Wisdom of the Heart, 1941


Patriotic societies seem to think that the way to educate school children in a democracy is to stage bigger and better flag-saluting. ~S.I. Hayakawa


Love must be as much a light, as it is a flame. ~Henry David Thoreau


Unhappiness is best defined as the difference between our talents and our expectations. ~Edward de Bono, Observer, 12 June 1977


What do we ask of friendship except to be taken for what we pretend to be - and without having to pretend. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


To a small child, the perfect granddad is unafraid of big dogs and fierce storms but absolutely terrified of the word "boo." ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Nothing that is complete breathes. ~Antonio Porchia, Voces, 1943, translated from Spanish by W.S. Merwin


There is only one way in which a person acquires a new idea: by the combination or association of two or more ideas he already has into a new juxtaposition in such a manner as to discover a relationship among them of which he was not previously aware. ~Francis A. Cartier


I can't be a rose in any man's lapel. ~Margaret Trudeau


The pearl is the queen of gems and the gem of queens. ~Author Unknown


A bad system will beat a good person every time. ~W. Edwards Deming


People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say. ~Kurt Vonnegut, Jr., Cat's Cradle


If we were all like angels, the world would be a heavenly place. ~Author Unknown


Hunger: One of the few cravings that cannot be appeased with another solution. ~Irwin Van Grove


It is a wise mans part, rather to avoid sickness, than to wishe for medicines. ~Thomas More, Utopia sic


One man cannot hold another man down in the ditch without remaining down in the ditch with him. ~Booker T. Washington


The best way out of a problem is through it. ~Author Unknown