четверг, 28 апреля 2011 г.

funny quotes in pictures

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The goalkeeper is the jewel in the crown and getting at him should be almost impossible. It's the biggest sin in football to make him do any work. ~George Graham, 1997


Puns are the gag hand buzzers of conversation. It hurts a bit but everyone gets a good laugh out of it. ~Grey Livingston


When solving problems, dig at the roots instead of just hacking at the leaves. ~Anthony J. D'Angelo, The College Blue Book


Wherever a man turns he can find someone who needs him. ~Albert Schweitzer


Fortune brings in some boats that are not steered. ~William Shakespeare


I recently had my annual physical examination, which I get once every seven years, and when the nurse weighed me, I was shocked to discover how much stronger the Earth's gravitational pull has become since 1990. ~Dave Barry


Just because you've only got houseplants doesn't mean you don't have the gardening spirit - I look upon myself as an indoor gardener. ~Sara Moss-Wolfe


And I find chopsticks frankly distressing. Am I alone in thinking it odd that a people ingenious enough to invent paper, gunpowder, kites and any number of other useful objects, and who have a noble history extending back 3,000 years haven't yet worked out that a pair of knitting needles is no way to capture food? ~Bill Bryson


People think too historically. They are always living half in a cemetery. ~Aristide Briand


There is no faith which has never yet been broken, except that of a truly faithful dog. ~Konrad Lorenz


Beware the barrenness of a busy life. ~Socrates


Quote A: �Every job is a self-portrait of the person who does it. Autograph your work with excellence.� ~Author Unknown


To insult someone we call him "bestial." For deliberate cruelty and nature, "human" might be the greater insult. ~Isaac Asimov, Isaac Asimov's Book of Science and Nature Quotations, 1988 To keep the body in good health is a duty... otherwise we shall not be able to keep our mind strong and clear. ~Buddha


Spend the afternoon. You can't take it with you. ~Annie Dillard


We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time. ~Vince Lombardi


The death of someone we know always reminds us that we are still alive - perhaps for some purpose which we ought to re-examine. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Neurotic's Notebook, 1960


Of equality - As if it harm'd me, giving others the same chances and rights as myself - As if it were not indispensable to my own rights that others possess the same. ~Walt Whitman


To know how to grow old is the master-work of wisdom, and one of the most difficult chapters in the great art of living. ~Henri Amiel


A rumor without a leg to stand on will get around some other way. ~John Tudor


Love is what you've been through with somebody. ~James Thurber, quoted in Life magazine, 1960

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