funny quotes and pictures about life

The older I grow the more earnestly I feel that the few joys of childhood are the best that life has to give. ~Ellen Glasgow


Our own physical body possesses a wisdom which we who inhabit the body lack. We give it orders which make no sense. ~Henry Miller


Man's destructive hand spares nothing that lives; he kills to feed himself, he kills to clothe himself, he kills to adorn himself, he kills to attack, he kills to defend himself, he kills to instruct himself, he kills to amuse himself, he kills for the sake of killing. ~Josef de Maistre


Who wants to live with one foot in hell just for the sake of nostalgia? Our time is forever now! ~Alice Childress


All generalizations are bad. ~R.H. Grenier


Society can exist only on the basis that there is some amount of polished lying and that no one says exactly what he thinks. ~Lin Yutang


I have never looked upon ease and happiness as ends in themselves - such an ethical basis I call more proper for a herd of swine. The ideals which have lighted me on my way and time after time given me new courage to face life cheerfully, have been Truth, Goodness, and Beauty. ~Albert Einstein, "What I Believe," Forum and Century, 1930


The serve was invented so that the net could play. ~Bill Cosby


The government, which was designed for the people, has got into the hands of the bosses and their employers, the special interests. An invisible empire has been set up above the forms of democracy. ~Woodrow Wilson


Man is harder than rock and more fragile than an egg. ~Yugoslav Proverb


Hope is a path through a flowering meadow. One doesn't require that it lead anywhere. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


If your work speaks for itself, don't interrupt. ~Henry J. Kaiser


I've noticed that everybody that is for abortion has already been born. ~Ronald Reagan, quoted in New York Times, 22 September 1980


When I admire the wonder of a sunset or the beauty of the moon, my soul expands in worship of the Creator. ~Mahatma Gandhi


Virtue would not go to such lengths if vanity did not keep her company. ~Fran�ois de la Rochefoucauld


Do not trouble yourself much to get new things, whether clothes or friends.... Sell your clothes and keep your thoughts. ~Henry David Thoreau


Flying without feathers is not easy; my wings have no feathers. ~Titus Maccius Plautus


My mind contains many good ideas, but it's not always easy to squeeze one out. ~Ashleigh Brilliant


Don't wait to make your son a great man - make him a great boy. ~Author Unknown


If a man in the morning hear the right way, he may die in the evening without regret. ~Confucius