i miss you mom quotes

Education aims to give you a boost up the ladder of knowledge. Too often, it just gives you a cramp on one of its rungs. ~Martin H. Fischer


Trying to define yourself is like trying to bite your own teeth. ~Alan Watts


That the very next day I would no longer possess those swooning eyes, those devouring lips, the nightly renewed miracle of that body with its divine contours and savage embraces; and, after long spasms as powerful as sin and as deep as death.... ~"The Mission," Chapter 8


Keep on going, and the chances are that you will stumble on something, perhaps when you are least expecting it. I never heard of anyone ever stumbling on something sitting down. ~Charles F. Kettering


May love and light fill your home and heart at Hanukkah. ~Author Unknown


Silence moves faster when it's going backward. ~Jean Cocteau


It's all in the attitude - housework is exercise. Slim your way to a clean home! ~Linda Solegato


Pretty is the queen that rules our land. ~Carrie Latet


Education is what survives when what has been learned has been forgotten. ~B.F. Skinner


You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax - tomorrow you'll be afraid to cough. ~Pearl Williams


I wonder why men get serious at all. They have this delicate, long thing hanging outside their bodies which goes up and down by its own will. If I were a man I would always be laughing at myself. ~Yoko Ono


God's mill grinds slow, but sure. ~George Herbert


The Net treats censorship as a defect and routes around it. ~John Gilmore, 1993


Very few things happen at the right time, and the rest do not happen at all: the conscientious historian will correct these defects. ~Herodotus, The History of Herodotus


I had been told that the training procedure with cats was difficult. It's not. Mine had me trained in two days. ~Bill Dana


I have a tickle in my brain. And it keeps making the corners of my mouth point toward the heavens. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com


Believe nothing, no matter where you read it, or who said it - even if I have said it - unless it agrees with your own reason and your own common sense. ~Buddha


The first time I played the Masters, I was so nervous I drank a bottle of rum before I teed off. I shot the happiest 83 of my life. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez


Don't tell my mother I work in an advertising agency - she thinks I play piano in a whorehouse. ~Jacques Seguela


Glowing with immortal bloom. ~Thomas Scott, "Easter Angels"