myspace quotes and sayings

It snowed last year too: I made a snowman and my brother knocked it down and I knocked my brother down and then we had tea. ~Dylan Thomas


I eat merely to put food out of my mind. ~N.F. Simpson


Think positively about yourself.... ask God who made you to keep on remaking you. ~Norman Vincent Peale


How would you like a job where, every time you make a mistake, a big red light goes on and 18,000 people boo? ~Jacques Plante


It is perfectly easy to be original by violating the laws of decency and the canons of good taste. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Over the Teacups, 1891


I think my favorite sport in the Olympics is the one in which you make your way through the snow, you stop, you shoot a gun, and then you continue on. In most of the world, it is known as the biathlon, except in New York City, where it is known as winter. ~Michael Ventre, L.A. Daily News


Camping: The art of getting closer to nature while getting farther away from the nearest cold beverage, hot shower and flush toilet. ~Author Unknown


Motor racing's less of a sport these days than a commercial break doing 150 mph. ~Peter Dunne, 1992


Easter spells out beauty, the rare beauty of new life. ~S.D. Gordon


The two women exchanged the kind of glance women use when no knife is handy. ~Ellery Queen


Tea should be taken in solitude. ~C.S. Lewis


You should listen to your heart, and not the voices in your head. ~The Simpsons by Matt Groening, spoken by the character Marge Simpson


Democracy cannot flourish half rich and half poor, any more than it can flourish half free and half slave. ~Felix G. Rohatyn, New York Times, 3 June 1987


Nothing is worth more than this day. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe


It is human nature to stand in the middle of a thing. ~Mariane Moore, "A Grave," Collected Poems, 1951


Did you ever notice that when you put the words "The" and "IRS" together, it spells "THEIRS?" ~Author Unknown


He that lives upon hope will die fasting. ~Benjamin Franklin, Poor Richard's Almanack


Nothing is more beautiful than the loveliness of the woods before sunrise. ~George Washington Carver


We learn more by looking for the answer to a question and not finding it than we do from learning the answer itself. ~Lloyd Alexander


All that I am or ever hope to be, I owe to my angel Mother. ~Abraham Lincoln