quotes about guys being stupid

Exaggeration is a blood relation to falsehood and nearly as blamable. ~Hosea Ballou


Opere citato: from the work already quoted; used to provide an endnote or footnote citation to refer the reader to an earlier citation; abbreviated op. cit.; also known as opus citatum.


Patience is something you admire in the driver behind you and scorn in the one ahead. ~Mac McCleary


Unemployment diminishes people. Leisure enlarges them. ~Mason Cooley


As I know more of mankind I expect less of them, and am ready now to call a man a good man upon easier terms than I was formerly. ~Samuel Johnson


As long as we know in our hearts what Christmas ought to be, Christmas is. ~Eric Sevareid


For we brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. I Timothy 6:7


There is no such thing as a moral or immoral book; books are well written or badly written. ~Oscar Wilde, Picture of Dorian Gray, 1891


U.S. consumers and industry dispose of enough aluminum to rebuild the commercial air fleet every three months; enough iron and steel to continuously supply all automakers; enough glass to fill New York's World Trade Center every two weeks. ~Environmental Defense Fund advertisement, Christian Science Monitor, 1990


Perhaps the truth depends on a walk around the lake. ~Wallace Stevens


Memory is a complicated thing, a relative to truth, but not its twin. ~Barbara Kingsolver, Animal Dreams


It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice. ~Author Unknown


My religious position: I think that God could do a lot better, and I'm willing to give Him the chance. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966


Man cannot live on chocolate alone, but woman sure can. ~Author Unknown


A bad cold wouldn't be so annoying if it weren't for the advice of our friends. ~Kin Hubbard


Retirement means no pressure, no stress, no heartache... unless you play golf. ~Gene Perret


I cannot and will not cut my conscience to fit this year's fashions. ~Lillian Hellman I cannot for the life of me see why the umpires, the only two people on a cricket field who are not going to get grass stains on their knees, are the only two people allowed to wear dark trousers. ~Katharine Whitehorn


The contest for ages has been to rescue liberty from the grasp of executive power. ~Daniel Webster


A friendly look, a kindly smile, one good act, and life's worthwhile. ~Author Unknown


Never be in a hurry; do everything quietly and in a calm spirit. Do not lose your inner peace for anything whatsoever, even if your whole world seems upset. ~St Francis de Sales