versos de amor de emos

For fast-acting relief, try slowing down. ~Lily Tomlin


The average man, who does not know what to do with his life, wants another one which will last forever. ~Anatole France


What I'm looking for is a blessing that's not in disguise. ~Kitty O'Neill Collins


He not only overflowed with learning, but stood in the slop. ~Sydney Smith


I'm retired - goodbye tension, hello pension! ~Author Unknown


The new year begins in a snow-storm of white vows. ~George William Curtis


I have a tip that can take five strokes off anyone's golf game: it's called an eraser. ~Arnold Palmer


Live in the sunshine, swim the sea, drink the wild air. ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Bottle feeding also made a fetish out of cleanliness, and maybe all the washing and scrubbing has further reduced the pleasure we take in our body and in life. ~Author Unknown


There's something about getting up at 5 a.m., feeding the stock and chickens, and milking a couple of cows before breakfast that gives you a lifelong respect for the price of butter and eggs. ~Bill Vaughan


Once one has seen God, what is the remedy? ~Sylvia Plath, "Mystic"


Everything's got a moral if only you can find it. ~Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland


Our dogs will love and admire the meanest of us, and feed our colossal vanity with their uncritical homage. ~Agnes Repplier


It is an unfortunate human failing that a full pocketbook often groans more loudly than an empty stomach. ~Franklin Delano Roosevelt


Let us remember that, as much has been given us, much will be expected from us, and that true homage comes from the heart as well as from the lips, and shows itself in deeds. ~Theodore Roosevelt


In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water; in a developed country, don't breathe the air. ~Changing Times magazine In an underdeveloped country, don't drink the water; in a developed country, don't breathe the air. ~Changing Times magazine


Earth with heaven above rejoices... ~Charles Kingsley


Education consists mainly of what we have unlearned. ~Mark Twain


The voodoo priest and all his powders were as nothing compared to espresso, cappuccino, and mocha, which are stronger than all the religions of the world combined, and perhaps stronger than the human soul itself. ~Mark Helprin, Memoir from Antproof Case, 1995


If a neurotic can't stand the heat, he complains about it until they kick him out of the kitchen. ~Terri Guillemets