funny sayings and quotes about friends

We should not only use the brains we have, but all that we can borrow. ~Woodrow Wilson


The dying process begins the minute we are born, but it accelerates during dinner parties. ~Carol Matthau


Nicknames stick to people, and the most ridiculous are the most adhesive. ~Thomas C. Haliburton


Taking joy in living is a woman's best cosmetic. ~Rosalind Russell


We take care of our health, we lay up money, we make our roof tight and our clothing sufficient, but who provides wisely that he shall not be wanting the best property of all - friends? ~Ralph Waldo Emerson


Some men so dislike the dust kicked up by the generation they belong to, that, being unable to pass, they lag behind it. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827


An older sister is a friend and defender - a listener, conspirator, a counsellor and a sharer of delights. And sorrows too. ~Pam Brown


She had not known the weight until she felt the freedom. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The Scarlet Letter, Chapter XVIII "A Flood of Sunshine"


When you re-read a classic you do not see in the book more than you did before. You see more in you than there was before. ~Clifton Fadiman


Anita Bryant like Anita hole in the head. ~Graffiti


Catching a yellow-jacket in your shirt at seventy miles per hour can double your vocabulary. ~Author Unknown


Promises are like the full moon, if they are not kept at once they diminish day by day. ~German Proverb


Writing is a socially acceptable form of schizophrenia. ~E.L. Doctorow


Laughter on one's lips is a sign that the person down deep has a pretty good grasp of life. ~Hugh Sidey


For safety is not a gadget but a state of mind. ~Eleanor Everet


This country will not be a good place for any of us to live in unless we make it a good place for all of us to live in. ~Theodore Roosevelt


October's poplars are flaming torches lighting the way to winter. ~Nova Bair


Give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. Teach him how to fish and he will sit in a boat and drink beer all day. ~Author Unknown


Sin writes histories, goodness is silent. ~Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, Table - Talk


Without music life would be a mistake. ~Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche