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At the height of laughter, the universe is flung into a kaleidoscope of new possibilities. ~Jean Houston


My skin is kind of sort of brownish pinkish yellowish white. My eyes are greyish blueish green, but I'm told they look orange in the night. My hair is reddish blondish brown, but it's silver when its wet, and all the colors I am inside have not been invented yet. ~Shel Silverstein


If you think it's tough being a firefighter, try being a firefighter's wife. ~Author Unknown


Choices are the hinges of destiny. ~Attributed to both Edwin Markham and Pythagoras


If ifs were gifts, every day would be Christmas. ~Charles Barkley


America did not invent human rights. In a very real sense... human rights invented America. ~Jimmy Carter


Aspire to a lower level of harm. ~Anonymous


Envy assails the noblest: the winds howl around the highest peaks. ~Ovid


Computer Science is no more about computers than astronomy is about telescopes. ~Edsger W. Dijkstra


Many books require no thought from those who read them, and for a very simple reason. They made no such demand upon those who wrote them. ~Charles Caleb Colton


Some of the secret joys of living are not found by rushing from point A to point B, but by inventing some imaginary letters along the way. ~Douglas Pagels, These Are the Gifts I'd Like to Give to You


A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in the students. ~John Ciardi


When one may pay out over two million dollars to presidential and Congressional campaigns, the U.S. government is virtually up for sale. ~John Gardner


Politicians are the same all over. They promise to build bridges even when there are no rivers. ~Nikita Khrushchev


When snow falls, nature listens. ~Antoinette van Kleeff


I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day. ~Vincent Van Gogh


Surely a man needs a closed place wherein he may strike root and, like the seed, become. But also he needs the great Milky Way above him and the vast sea spaces, though neither stars nor ocean serve his daily needs. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery, The Wisdom of the Sands, translated from French by Stuart Gilbert


And then it occurred to me that a computer is a stupid machine with the ability to do incredibly smart things, while computer programmers are smart people with the ability to do incredibly stupid things. They are, in short, a perfect match. ~Bill Bryson


If the claws didn't retract, cats would be like Velcro. ~Bruce Fogle


If dandelions were hard to grow, they would be most welcome on any lawn. ~Andrew Mason