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You know you live in Phoenix when the cold-water faucet is hotter than the hot-water faucet. ~Author Unknown


Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes, working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. ~Fight Club movie, screenplay by Jim Uhls, directed by David Fincher, novel by Chuck Palahniuk


The problem with hatred and violence is that they intensity the fears of the white majority, and leave them less ashamed of their prejudices toward Negroes. ~Martin Luther King, Jr., Where Do We Go from Here: Chaos or Community?, 1967


Democracy is two wolves and a lamb deciding what to have for dinner. Liberty is a well-armed lamb. ~Benjamin Franklin


As a graduate of the Zsa Zsa Gabor School of Creative mathematics, I honestly do not know how old I am. ~Erma Bombeck


Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason. ~Abraham Joshua Heschel Racism is man's gravest threat to man - the maximum of hatred for a minimum of reason. ~Abraham Joshua Heschel


Coffee in styrofoam is against my religion. ~Betsy Canas Garmon, www.wildthymecreative.com


Gratitude is the sign of noble souls. ~Aesop


We borrowed golf from Scotland as we borrowed whiskey. Not because it is Scottish, but because it is good. ~Horace Hutchinson


The last I heard from my destiny, it wanted me to make a legal U-Turn at my next opportunity. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Good company upon the road is the shortest cut. ~Author Unknown


Ods me I marle what pleasure or felicity they have in taking their roguish tobacco. It is good for nothing but to choke a man, and fill him full of smoke and embers. ~Ben Jonson, Every Man in His Humour


Love does not consist of gazing at each other, but in looking together in the same direction. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery


Families are like fudge - mostly sweet with a few nuts. ~Author Unknown


Seagulls... slim yachts of the element. ~Robinson Jeffers


Malice drinks one-half of its own poison. ~Seneca


It is the lash of hunger which compels the poor man to submit. In order to live he must sell - "voluntarily" sell - himself every day and hour to the "beast of property." ~Johann Most, The Beast of Property


It was a book to kill time for those who like it better dead. ~Rose Macaulay


The quickest way for a parent to get a child's attention is to sit down and look comfortable. ~Lane Olinghouse


A dog is the only thing on earth that loves you more than you love yourself. ~Josh Billings