funny movie quotes 2009

There is not a sprig of grass that shoots uninteresting to me. ~Thomas Jefferson


The trees are whispering to me, reminding me of my roots, and my reach... shhhhhh... can you hear them? Selflessly sharing their subtle song. ~Jeb Dickerson, www.howtomatter.com


Education is indoctrination if you're white - subjugation if you're black. ~James Baldwin


By failing to prepare, you are preparing to fail. ~Benjamin Franklin (Thank you, Kyle.)


If the world were a logical place, men would ride side saddle. ~Rita Mae Brown


It is impossible to discourage the real writers - they don't give a damn what you say, they're going to write. ~Sinclair Lewis


Who well lives, long lives; for this age of ours should not be numbered by years, days, and hours. ~Guillaume de Salluste Du Bartas, Divine Weeks and Works, 1578


Often, what seems an impossible climb is just a staircase without the steps drawn in. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Through the blackest night, morning gently tiptoes, feeling its way to dawn. ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


How come if alcohol kills millions of brain cells, it never killed the ones that made me want to drink? ~Author Unknown


Patriotism is the willingness to kill and be killed for trivial reasons. ~Bertrand Russell


Baseball players are smarter than football players. How often do you see a baseball team penalized for too many men on the field? ~Jim Bouton


Nothing is interesting if you're not interested. ~Helen MacInness


When the history of civilization is written, it will be a biological history and Margaret Sanger will be its heroine. ~H.G. Wells, 1935


Happiness is an unexpected hug. ~Author Unknown


Children are a great comfort in your old age - and they help you reach it faster, too. ~Lionel Kauffman


Optimism is the foundation of courage. ~Nicholas Murray Butler


Democracy gives every man the right to be his own oppressor. ~James Russell Lowell


George Washington is the only president who didn't blame the previous administration for his troubles. ~Author Unknown


Time is making fools of us again. ~J.K. Rowling, "The Secret Riddle," Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince, 2005, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore