funny love quotes and sayings for him

Lots of folks confuse bad management with destiny. ~Kin Hubbard


The idea is not to block every shot. The idea is to make your opponent believe that you might block every shot. ~Bill Russell


It is not easy to find happiness in ourselves, and it is not possible to find it elsewhere. ~Agnes Repplier


All men are sculptors, constantly chipping away the unwanted parts of their lives, trying to create their idea of a masterpiece. ~Eddie Murphy, 1979


Labor was the first price, the original purchase-money that was paid for all things. It was not by gold or by silver, but by labor, that all wealth of the world was originally purchased. ~Adam Smith


We tell lies when we are afraid... afraid of what we don't know, afraid of what others will think, afraid of what will be found out about us. But every time we tell a lie, the thing that we fear grows stronger. ~Tad Williams


No man ever believes that the Bible means what it says: He is always convinced that it says what he means. ~George Bernard Shaw


He has combined with others to subject us to a jurisdiction foreign to our constitution and unacknowledged by our laws; giving his Assent to their Acts of pretended Legislation... For imposing Taxes on us without our Consent.... We, therefore... solemnly publish and declare, That these United Colonies are, and of Right ought to be Free and Independent States. ~The Declaration of Independence of the Thirteen Colonies, 1776


The good, say the mystics of spirit, is God, a being whose only definition is that he is beyond man's power to conceive - a definition that invalidates man's consciousness and nullifies his concepts of existence. The good, say the mystics of muscle, is Society - a thing which they define as an organism that possesses no physical form, a super-being embodied in no one in particular and everyone in general except yourself.... The purpose of man's life, say both, is to become an abject zombie who serves a purpose he does not know, for reasons he is not to question. ~Ayn Rand, Atlas Shrugged, 1957 (Thanks, Mary)


If you have the will to win, you have achieved half your success; if you don't, you have achieved half your failure. ~David Ambrose


It finally happened. I got the GPS lady so confused, she said, "In one-quarter mile, make a legal stop and ask directions." ~Robert Brault, www.robertbrault.com


Leisure only means a chance to do other jobs that demand attention. ~Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr.


To everyone is given the key to heaven; the same key opens the gates of hell. ~Ancient Proverb


Trevino is in a league by himself. We don't even count him. We figure when you come in second, you're a winner. ~Chi Chi Rodriguez


If you want to get rich from writing, write the sort of thing that's read by persons who move their lips when they're reading to themselves. ~Don Marquis


Treat the patient, not the Xray. ~James M. Hunter


When safety is a factor, call in a contractor. ~Author Unknown


That destructive siren, sloth, is ever to be avoided. ~Horace


If you smile when no one else is around, you really mean it. ~Andy Rooney


Silences make the real conversations between friends. Not the saying but the never needing to say is what counts. ~Margaret Lee Runbeck, Answer Without Ceasing